dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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