we're making bets on your personal life
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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