I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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