dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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