white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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