Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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