Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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