I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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