shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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