I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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