just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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