No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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