I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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