Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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