i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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