Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you still have your period?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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