He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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