I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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