Pappa wants mamma naked
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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