Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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