Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
