Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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