that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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