did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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