I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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