Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
