People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
worst night to have a conscience
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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