If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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