I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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