dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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