No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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