dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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