I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
A+ Viking dick
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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