He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Randomize
