If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
