My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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