I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
not ubering you a puppy
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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