Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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