pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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