their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
don't judge my taste in strippers
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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