I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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