You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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