Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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