She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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