Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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