I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm always down for nudity.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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