You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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