The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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