Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Randomize
