called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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