Sry I called you an 8
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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